Survivor

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Sara M: B | 896 USERS: B-
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But Natalie struggles to unlock her chest while Stephanie gets her locks opened quickly and gives Zapato the lead. Ralph and some other girl start trying to break tiles (actually, it's just Ralph throwing the ball. The other girl does nothing) while Onomatopoeia isn't far behind, with Phillip throwing the ball while Kristina is on retrieval duty. Phillip breaks the first tile, putting his tribe in the lead again, but Ralph is right behind him and soon breaks several more, giving Zapato a 4-1 lead over Onomatopoeia. Rob despairs, but while Ralph struggles to hit his last tile, Phillip manages to break three more and catch up. It comes down to the fifth and final tile, but Ralph manages to break his first and Zapato wins again, which is tragic because it means Li'l Russell won't be voted out tonight. Or ever. I mean, I might as well resign myself to it now: Li'l Russell isn't going to be voted out. He's going to be on this show every season and never be voted out. And then he'll win Fan Favorite because the people who watch this show are apparently stupid. Anyway, while Zapato celebrate their close victory, we get a shot of the course that makes it appear as though their victory was not as close as we were lead to believe - at least two of Onomatopoeia's tiles are still intact. While Rob's tribe sulk over their second loss and Zapato celebrate, Matt walks over and shakes their hands, much to Rob's disgust. He calls Matt's show of good sportsmanship "despicable." Probst hands the immunity idol back to Ralph while Li'l Russell makes sure to grab the reward basket. Onomatopoeia's slow motion walk of shame is silent.

Despite their joy over winning again, all is not well at Zapato. Li'l Russell reveals that he made sure to carry the basket back to camp because he knew the immunity idol clue would be in there somewhere and he wanted it. Sure enough, he sees it right where the producers told him it would be, grabs it, and pockets it without, he thinks, any of his stupid clueless tribemates seeing him. As it turns out, Ralph, the stupidest and most clueless of the bunch, totally sees him and knows exactly what's going on. "This is not Russell's game. This is my game," he interviews, and you know what? He's kind of right as far as I can tell, since he beat Li'l Russell to the immunity idol and totally saw him with the clue that he didn't even need anyway. He immediately tells the others what happened, and they decide to never let Li'l Russell handle their rewards again. Which is great, except that as far as everyone but Ralph knows, Li'l Russell has the only clue to the idol, so by the time they get their hands on another reward and a clue, he'll have long since found the idol.

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