"You thought that I was kidnapped?" Darcy's asking this "later," sitting at a table with Jane in one of the rooms. So, wait. Is this actually Darcy's apartment? Then what the fuck? And if Darcy lives in the dorms...but this is...where's....shit. Never mind. Jane says they thought she might be dead. Sam just now decides to ask who the guy is. "That's Gary," Darcy says. "We've been talking and IM-ing for weeks." She says they finally hooked up. She says she knows this sounds weird, and that this isn't normally like her, but that she fell in love. She says it's all butterflies and adrenaline. Jane looks on, jealously. Why does that girl get her creepy stalker, but Jane can't have hers?

Enter Gary, who's been standing just outside that door until the director yelled, "Action!" Gary stops in the doorway and asks, "What's going on?" Jane and Sam are so suspicious of Gary right away. Gary is equally suspicious. Only clueless Darcy giggles on about how Jane is Nicki's sister, and Nicki was worried. Gary scoffs that Nicki called the police. Sam says this was just a misunderstanding. This scene has absolutely no subtext. "I'm not worried," Gary says, and then grabs Darcy into his ultra-strong grip, right around her neck. He kisses her forehead while staring at the cops tauntingly. From under his meathook, Darcy glances worriedly to the ground. Gee. I wonder what's going on here. The music plays a terrified note as Gary grabs Darcy's shoulder and squeezes. Sam stares Gary down. Jane and Sam stare at each other. Jane blinks and tells Darcy to let someone know the next time she decides to drop off the face of the earth. Darcy says this is all her fault, and that she should have told people, and that she'll be calling her mom and dad soon to let them know she's not dead. Why? They don't know you were missing. Gary and Sam are still staring each other down as Jane apologizes for bothering them. "No problem," says Gary. Blink, blink. Sam and Jane leave, and Gary stares at the door, mouth open and blinking. "[sighs]." He blinks a lot and then gives Darcy a glare. Darcy looks to the ground. Commercial.