Sam and Jane leave Gary's apartment. (I'm guessing that's what it was supposed to be.) Sam says there's "something about this guy." He asks if Jane got the vibe as well. "Come on, you gotta tell me you're vibing this guy, right?" Is that what we're gonna call it every week now? "Hello, Jane? Hey. Hey, where you at?" Jane apologizes. "You feelin' this guy, right?" Sam asks. Jane exhales. Sam says that the guy fits the abuser profile, the way he's all over Darcy, "trying to cut her off from the rest of the world." Jane's all, "Oh, he fits a profile." Sam and Jane decide to check for priors and find Gary's last girlfriend.
Once inside the car, while putting on their seatbelts, Sam asks why smart girls go for dangerous guys. Jane goes on the incredible defensive, asking why Sam's asking her. "No reason," Sam says. He starts the car and they drive off, over like a curb or something.
UselessNicki is angry that they didn't steal Darcy out of Gary's apartment. She thinks that Darcy is in danger ("Now she's with some shady guy downtown?" Oh, no. Not downtown!), and she can't believe that Jane won't do anything about it. Jane explains that Gary hasn't done anything wrong, and Darcy says she's there by choice. "Now, Look." She says she'll check the guy out, but there isn't much more she can do. "I don't believe this," UselessNicki whines. Jane asks what UselessNicki wants Jane to do. "More!" Nicki whines. "Look, I know that this is hard," Jane says. "Just be patient. I'm working on it." But the look in Nicki's eyes tells us she doesn't want to be patient, and that she's apparently too fucking lazy to go find her friend herself.
MonkeyCam! Continuing the last few seconds of your MWMP, just in case we are as stupid as they think we are, we're told that the necklace Tarzan's wearing is a tracking device. We're watching Tarzan leap across the rooftops. You know, the dialogue is so retarded, that it's best if I just post it here and let you shake your own head.
Clayton: So is that tracking device working?
Henchman: Well, that's definitely him wearing the necklace. Nobody else moves across the city like that.
Clayton says that Tarzan can't move forever, and that once he falls asleep, they can pick him up. The henchman says that Tarzan spent "seven consecutive hours" at one place last night, adding, "I don't think you're gonna like it." Clayton asks again where it was. The henchman admits it was at Xena's place, east side of Park. Clayton zones out and blinks a few times. "Turn it off," he says. Henchman: "Would you like me to keep tracking?" Clayton: "I said turn it off. I know everything I need to know." Well, great. Thanks for that useless crap about the tracking necklace.