There's another buzzing at the door. Sam's a popular guy tonight. This springs Tarzan into action, and he must flip over the couch in excitement. "All right. Let's go, let's go. Come on, come on. Let's go in the back." Yeah, definitely go in the back. Definitely, definitely go in the back, Sam. Jane picks up some girly sweater that is supposed to be Sam's, and a change of clothes for someone. As the doorbell keeps buzzing, Jane and Tarzan walk backwards into Sam's bedroom. Don't question the logic! Sam tells them to stay in the bedroom. "Especially you," he tells Tarzan. This show suuuuucks. He turns out the light. The person at the door is knocking and buzzing just like Tarzan was earlier. How thick are Sam's walls that the person at the door wouldn't have heard them talking? Sam slowly wanders over to the door. This time, he doesn't use the peephole because that would border on making sense. He unlocks the door that now has three locks instead of two. It's Gene. Of course. And Gene has some butterfly stitches on his face, and a cut lip. "What the hell do you want?" Sam asks, predictably. Gene walks into the apartment and asks Sam what he's doing up. Sam says he's up because Gene woke him up. Gene asks Sam if he talked to Jane tonight. Sam says he hasn't. Gene says that her boyfriend, "the cop killer," jumped him and his guys, and that a couple of them are in the hospital. Sam is pleased to hear that Tarzan kicked some ass: "What does that have to do with Jane?" Gene says that it was all a set-up by Jane, and that she even took a few shots herself. Sam says that Gene's full of it. Gene tells Sam to tell Jane to turn herself in, with Tarzan, directly to Gene. "Otherwise, I don't know how much more my boys can stand before they...you know...blow." Heh. Sam says that he imagines there's a lot of that going on between Gene and his boys. Point for Sam. He tells Gene to get out of his place: "Go home. Take your medication, you psycho. Let's go." As Gene heads toward the front door, he looks around the apartment. He stops when he sees a drop of blood on the floor. Sam looks down and sees it, too. "So, you haven't spoken to Porter, huh?" Gene asks. He then makes a beeline for Sam's bedroom. This makes something break in Sam's frontal lobe. "What do you think you're doing? What do you think you're doing? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" Gene opens the bedroom door, but there's nothing in there but some rustling window treatments. Gene makes a grumpy face, and I drop my head into my hands. Seven episodes of exactly the same story. Isn't that amazing?
Episode Report CardPamie: F | 452 USERS: C+
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