Tarzan

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Pamie: B | 493 USERS: C+
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Me Tarzan. You WB. Me Flimsy Premise. You Low Standards.

The necklace has a locket, and inside is a picture of a mother, father, and young son. That's what the Chief is looking at right now. He says, "So he wore a necklace. That doesn't prove commandos or high-tech helicopters in the East Village." Jane can't believe he doesn't believe her. "I believe you believe it," he says. "If she says it happened, then it happened," Sam says. If I'm writing it, then I must be writing it. The Chief reminds Jane that her partner wasn't on the scene (thanks, Sam, for pussing out because three dogs growled at you), and not one person corroborated a helicopter flying overhead in the middle of the night. And apparently Jane suffered a mild concussion. Jane is indignant that a guy got "snatched" (heh) and they're not going to do anything about it. You didn't, Jane. The Chief says they'll fill out a wanted card and "pick the guy up." Who? Whatever. Sam says he'd like to concentrate on the Inferno Killer now. I'm sorry. I keep calling Captains "Chief," when I bet he'd rather be called The Captain. Sam says that the perp is "flame-broiling" in the same neighborhood where Edward Creal used to haunt. "They both found homeless victims in homeless areas, so what?" the Cap says. Jane is still eating her lips, upset that her new boyfriend is missing. Good thing she gets to wear sexy cop blouses. She looks over the Cap's table of family photographs. Her eye settles on the one where the Cap is taking a huge check from Greystoke Industries. How convenient! She gets excited, and tells the Cap that the man last night was wearing a patch with the Greystoke insignia. The Cap interrupts her and says she has to come back with hard evidence before he'll discuss anything else. "Sir, I know what I saw," Jane says. "Then prove it!" Hard-hitting dialogue you won't see anywhere else. They stare at each other until the Cap says, "Now, I'm done here. With both a ya." Sam raises his hands in the air and walks away. You're too close to the case, Porter! You're a loose cannon, Sam! Let's check on the original pilot for a second, shall we? Looks the same to me.

Tarzan

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