Tarzan

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Pamie: F | 553 USERS: C+
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SuperTarzan's on top of the ship! How? Who cares! He jumps down each floor with one leap (Sam and Jane are taking those slow stairs!). Bam! One floor. Bam! Another floor. The music is so happy to have something happening! Bam! He leaps another bar for no reason and runs. SuperTarzan runs.

Sam's just now getting to the flat part of the ship.

SuperTarzan runs and leaps, somersaults, runs and leaps. Steven runs, panting. SuperTarzan leaps into the air, goes into slow-motion, and tackles Steven to the ground! Jane is just now catching up and shouts, "John! Stop it!" Tarzan leaps up, panting, sweating, and looks at Jane like, "Woman, are you serious? I just caught your bad guy. AGAIN." Sam slows down as he approaches. Steven shouts, "Get this guy off of me!" But nobody's on him. "Shut up, Bolinksy!" Sam says. "Get up! Making me run. We come all the way out here to help you and you run away like you got a guilty conscience." Bolinsky asks what they're here to help him about. Sam says he's got a giant target painted on his back. Jane tells them to go back to the precinct, and she'll meet up with them once she's finished with her boyfriend. She and Tarzan haven't stopped making eye contact.

Shot of a rifle! Slow-motion! Music swells!

Sniper-Cam of Sam and Steven walking away, their heads mostly obscured by other shipyard workers.

Shot of the muzzle of the rifle. It moves...

Sniper-Cam of Jane's head. Tarzan is next to her. Workers checking out Tarzan's ass block the sniper's view.

Somewhere. In the ship somewhere. Whatever. It appears to be the captain's room. Jane walks in, and somehow Tarzan's sitting in an open window. Jane walks forward and spews, "It's hard for me to tell you to stop following me when you do really helpful things like catching that guy." I'd like to remind everyone that Bolinsky had done nothing wrong. Tarzan was actually sitting on the edge of the ship, near an open door. He now walks through it over to Jane, who's still babbling. She says it's not easy to tell the good guys from the bad guys on this case. "I can tell," Tarzan says. Grab yourself a white bag from the seat pocket in front of you: "I wish I could see things as clearly as you do," Jane says. Tarzan makes the ugly face to say, "So do I." Staring. More staring. Tarzan backs away.

Tarzan

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