Sniper-Cam of Jane. She turns toward the Sniper-Cam. She looks up and appears to see the sniper.

And somehow Tarzan can hear the sniper. SuperTarzan looks up.

Strange shot of the sniper's eyeball enlarging through the Sniper-Cam.

Shot of sniper's finger on the trigger. Slow-motion.

SuperTarzan turns to Jane. "Jane!" he shouts. But the closed-captioning says it was "No!"

Gunshot. Glass shatters.

Jane flies backward. Slow-motion. She hits the ground. Tarzan runs to her and checks her pulse, exactly what five-year-old monkey-boys instinctively do. Tarzan crouches over her, panting and tearing up. Commercials!

Through the gunshot hole in the window, we see Tarzan pawing at Jane. He rips her shirt open and we see her bulletproof vest. Now, we all know how low Jane wears those shirts, so...Yeah, moving on. Tarzan's still panting as he un-Velcroes Jane's vest to reveal a nasty bruise by her camisole top. He touches and paws, touches and paws, pants and pants. He leans over and listens to her right boob. He picks up her hand and holds it to his open mouth. Panting, panting, rocking back and forth. Finally Jane opens her eyes like a zombie. Her mouth is open. Tarzan pants some more. Then Jane gasps for one breath, and inhales. Tarzan makes a brushing motion with his hand, like he's trying to fan oxygen toward Jane. There are too many hands in this scene. I guess Tarzan has taken Jane's hand and put it to his shoulder. Then there's a hand on the ground next to Jane's left shoulder, and also a hand by her face, and a hand under her chin. Oh, wait. That one by her shoulder might be Tarzan's foot. His clean-ass foot. Then Jane starts coughing, and Tarzan lifts her head, as if he just rescued her from drowning. It's every saving scene in one, here. Tarzan makes some gasping noises as he lifts Jane. She's coughing, clutching him, repeating that she's all right. Then she grits her teeth and shouts, "Ow!" Where's the rest of this shipyard after the gunshot was fired? Jane holds her chest and pants. Does someone want to find the bullet? Tarzan looks up, now that he knows Jane is okay, and he's hella mad, yo. He looks at the bullethole and stands up. As Tarzan dives head-first off the third story of the ship, through the glass (always taking the smartest route out of the room), Jane of course screams, "John! Don't!" Couldn't breathe, but now she can scream. Then she doubles over in pain, apparently unconcerned that Tarzan might have leapt to his death on this one.