Tarzan, in the Tarzanavan, blinks as his captors continue struggling to put his body in the van. I think they just like touching his butt. Tarzan suddenly "wakes up" and is able to kick both of these men out of the way with one foot. And why aren't there any more men around? There are, but you can't really see them, and at one point I think Tarzan is standing on one of them as another struggles to get his taser. A man finally aims his taser at Tarzan, but he's taken down by Jane, who has picked up a fallen taser, and is now, illegally, tasering this man to the ground. I think that's Nash. Tarzan just watches, because that's what he mostly does. Jane runs over. Tarzan grabs her with both hands. Jane blinks. Just as Tarzan gives her his flirty smile and is about to kiss her, someone plays Track 12 on Halloween Sounds: "Woman Screaming." Tarzan goes into his underwater wave hearing, and turns around (because sounds of danger always come from behind, thus ensuring an over-the-shoulder reaction shot). Jane asks what's going on. "She's screaming," Tarzan answers. He runs away. Jane follows. Shouldn't Michael have come over by now? He's totally got his cuffs off.

Cut to a bleeding woman dragging herself to a tree. I think she's a nurse. But probably it's because the blood looked more dramatic against a white background. Jane runs up to the woman and grabs her, so the woman whimpers again, but Jane promises it's all right. "I'm a cop. I'm a police officer," Jane explains. She calls it in. She says she has a woman down and needs an immediate ambulance at the Grand Army Plaza. As she covers the woman with her jacket, she says, "I need you to tell me who did this to you." The woman -- bleeding but with amazing teeth -- whimpers, "They...they...." "What?" Jane asks, looking at the woman like she's about to slap her. The woman points at Tarzan and says, "They went...." "The men?" Jane asks. The woman nods, crying. "Okay," Jane says. Good work, Porter! Good thing there's only one crime at a time in New York City. They're probably the same guys you're looking for! Jane calls in to say that there are multiple suspects, and to request immediate backup. Jane tells the woman she's going to be fine. I don't know how Jane knows that. Tarzan turns to leave, but Jane grabs his arm: "John, where are you going?" Codependent much, Jane? Tarzan says: "To stop them." Jane is frantic, and says, "No. John, when I made that call. Every cop in my precinct is going to hear that. Michael is going to hear that." Yes, but he's cuffed to a -- oh, fuck it. She tells Tarzan again to get out of there. And she calls him John. Again. Jane: "Let the cops handle this. You don't need to do it." Tarzan: "Yes, I do." Is this a cop show? Did I get tricked into recapping another cop show? Boomtown with chimps? Dammit! ["Dude, if Boomtown had chimps, maybe we'd still be recapping it." -- Wing Chun]