If there was ever a doubt that this show is confused about itself, the opening credits -- with the strange song and stranger imagery -- are proof enough. Here's a tip: I don't ever want to see a title crawling with animated ivy. Also, the fact that the shots used are all culled from the pilot can't be a good sign.

Morning, again. Jane skips her workout regimen, and dresses in a striped shirt, unbuttoned down to there. Michael's in the doorway again, but he's wearing a different outfit this time. He asks if she's sure about coming in today. Jane says "yeah" twice, adding that she could use a little normalcy. Where did Michael sleep a couple of hours ago? "I can use a cup of coffee, actually," Jane laughs. Michael does a creepy cock of his head and says, "Well, I can help you with the coffee part." Jane thanks him after he leaves the room. She heads over to her desk for her pager, badge, wallet, and gun. She loads the gun with ammo and appears to cock it before putting it in her back holster. Jane sees Tarzan in the mirror, perched on her window once again. Jane runs over (and for some reason we hear sirens for a second) and tells him he has to get out of there. She tells him it's dangerous for him to be there right now. Michael shouts from the other room to ask if she'd like her coffee black. How long have they been dating? Didn't he propose? Never propose without knowing how she takes her coffee. Tarzan is angry, and enters the room protectively, wanting to know what he is doing there. "John," Jane whispers so hard that Tarzan's hair blows in her morning-breath breeze. "You have to leave now."