The MWFs lift Tarzan to put him in the paddy wagon. Nash is on his cell phone. Jane is distraught at a comfortable distance. Michael pulls her away by her arm. She is woman, hear her roar, her problems mostly she'll ignore. Tarzan is thrown into the metal cage in the back of the Tarzanavan. Jane -- who loves people's names -- says, "Michael. They can't do this." What? They did. They've done it five times in two hours. Michael repeats, "'They can't do this'? Do you hear yourself right now? You're not thinkin' straight. What are you gonna do, Jane? Huh? You gonna throw your life away? All your plans. All our plans? For what? For him?" Am I watching a soap opera? Jane blinks a lot and then says, "No, Michael. No." Then: "Look. This is not about us, all right?" Michael tries to look soul-searchingly into Jane's eyes. But she quickly handcuffs him to the door of his own squad car, to which he responds, "Jane." Jane leans in and says, "I have to help him," to which Michael responds, "No, Jane. Jane! Jane!" And in the close-up of Michael's cuffed hand, we see a big ol' tattoo running across his wrist. This is the best part: Michael, after wiggling his hand to show that he's really cuffed to the door through the open window, casually reaches into his left-hand pocket and takes out his set of handcuff keys. Easiest problem-solving ever. I remember when we took that test back in detective school. "You've just been handcuffed. What do you do?" Answer: I pull out a set of keys that happen to open any pair of handcuffs in the world. I keep them in my pocket.
Tarzan, in the Tarzanavan, blinks as his captors continue struggling to put his body in the van. I think they just like touching his butt. Tarzan suddenly "wakes up" and is able to kick both of these men out of the way with one foot. And why aren't there any more men around? There are, but you can't really see them, and at one point I think Tarzan is standing on one of them as another struggles to get his taser. A man finally aims his taser at Tarzan, but he's taken down by Jane, who has picked up a fallen taser, and is now, illegally, tasering this man to the ground. I think that's Nash. Tarzan just watches, because that's what he mostly does. Jane runs over. Tarzan grabs her with both hands. Jane blinks. Just as Tarzan gives her his flirty smile and is about to kiss her, someone plays Track 12 on Halloween Sounds: "Woman Screaming." Tarzan goes into his underwater wave hearing, and turns around (because sounds of danger always come from behind, thus ensuring an over-the-shoulder reaction shot). Jane asks what's going on. "She's screaming," Tarzan answers. He runs away. Jane follows. Shouldn't Michael have come over by now? He's totally got his cuffs off.