I don't know, you guys. In order to survive the rest of this recap, I may have to write it like I'm completely stupid. Otherwise I'm liable to get upset. And it's a holiday week and my family is currently on its way to my house for the holiday weekend, and if I spend too much time getting angry at this show that doesn't even exist anymore, it's not doing anyone any good. And I won't make my persimmon pudding because I won't have enough time. So instead of spending five minutes discussing why this next line is so stupid, I'll just write it down and move on. Know that if this show hadn't been cancelled by now, I don't think I would have survived the conniption fit this next scene would have thrown me into. Here goes. Pileggi stands at a window; two nameless dark-haired women in sweaters flank either side of him. They stare at what we assume is Tarzan. Pileggi says, "He's made tremendous progress since we brought him back from the jungle. His impulse control. His ranges." Then the French woman -- whom we have never met before, nor will we ever get to know -- says, "I need to spend more time with him." Have all the time you need, Frenchy. As we watch Tarzan get restrained to his bed in the background (so Pileggi must have used his space-time warp generator again to be in this place at the same time as the last scene), Frenchy tells Pileggi that if he uses an insanity defense for Tarzan's murder rap, then he might get placed under Pileggi's permanent care if he's found mentally deficient. She asks Pileggi if he is willing to deal with having Tarzan in his life forever. She calls it a burden. "Whatever my nephew needs," Pileggi says.