Day 11. Pool area. Date selection. Mark L. Walberg asks the girl hos what their shirts say. Pink's shirt says, "I like your boyfriend," and the other girl hos all sport tiny white shirts saying, "Me 2." "Oh god," spits Nikkole. "That's terrible," says Shannon, pissed. Catherine makes her bitch face. John laughs. Edmundo gives Catherine a side-guilt-glance. Mark L. Walberg tools on that they can now pick someone to date that they've already dated. Sadly, Hillary gives Edmundo a "remember last night" tongue flick. Ew. DJ Scribble or someone plays music and the girl hos skank out onto the bridge and dance. One by one, the guys will go up there, dance, and then dance away with the girl ho of his choice. "You gotta dance, dude," says Tommy, scared. The girl hos slut it up. "These girls are prostitutes," whispers Nikkole. The girl hos all rip off their shirts and Edmundo goes out there. He starts dancing, and it's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. He does this move where he's driving a car but his hands are all floppy. Then he does a three-steps-to-the-right, three-steps-to-the-left hoppy thing. Tommy cracks up. Edmundo dances in front of Hillary...and then grabs smoking-voiced Linda. Catherine still has her bitch face on and shakes her head. Linda camera-talks that she was surprised Edmundo didn't pick Hillary. Hillary looks like she's about to cry. Uh oh.
Mark is next. Kelley says this is no fun as her man Dances With Hos. He picks Donna. Kelley knew it would be her.
Nikkole whispers something about how Tommy thinks he can dance, but can't. Tommy is freaking with all the girls. She guesses he's going to pick "White Eye Shadow Girl." Tommy slaps Katie's ass, then picks Tiffani. Nikkole camera-talks that for Tommy to slap Katie's ass in front of her shows that he is one of the most selfish men she's ever been with. Yup.
John. He dances terribly, but at least seems to know it. Shannon does not look amused. Everyone else does. He picks Nayla, the teacher. Shannon frowns, then mouths something that looks like, "Liar" or "Like her?" to John. Mark L. Walberg asks if anyone has picked someone they've already had, and John says he has. Shannon is pissed, once again. Mark L. Walberg, all getting people in trouble. Man, he must have gotten the shit kicked out of him when he was a little kid. And strangely, no one has picked Katie. Stupid men. All of them.













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