Mark L. Walberg asks for the DJ to start, and the boy hos start dancing. Shannon yells for Ali to "go!" Tommy thinks Rossi's dancing is funny. Shannon dances out there, and picks Ruben. John is not happy. Shannon camera-talks that Ruben is gorgeous and seems "open and inviting."

Nikkole. "Here comes the pain," lies Tommy. Nikkole doesn't even dance, she just goes straight to Fireman Tommy. Nikkole's Tommy yells, "Damn!" Hee. Nikkole tells us that she picked him because she's just going to follow her feelings. In other words, she's fucking pissed at Tommy and the gloves are off. (And, yes, by "gloves," I actually mean "panties.")

Catherine. Mark L. Walberg says that she's a dancer, so he wants to see her work it. Not "dancer," Mark L. Walberg. "Stripper." She dances and finally picks Tony, the P.E. teacher -- the guy who is so smart he's figured out a way to get stoned and then play kickball with kids every day, and get paid for it. He seems shocked. Edmundo seems happy. Rossi is pissed. Hee. Rossi camera-talks, "Catherine picks Tony, and everyone in America goes 'What is she doing?'" If you're a total douchebag, do you know you're a total douchebag? Man alive, I hate that guy.

Kelley. She dances, and picks Keebler Tom. I know. I know. Don't get it either.

Mark L. Walberg applauds them all for their dancing skills and then babbles that it may have been painful or fun, depending, for them. Hillary is on the verge of tears, doing the hand-waving-in- front-of-her-face thing to stop herself crying. Rossi is pissed. Ali has given up on ever getting picked. Mark L. Walberg dismisses them. Hillary storms off.

Trees. Beach. Hillary stands. Nayla tells us that Hillary is pissed because Edmundo didn't pick her for the date. John camera-talks that she doesn't think Hillary is stable now; then Hillary walks by and won't talk to the camera guy. She goes past the other girl hos, who yell for her to come join them sunbathing and tell her that they're not her enemy, but she stalks off. Edmundo now camera-talks, oblivious, telling us the other girl hos are filling him in, and that he had no idea and they got close, and maybe she's upset he didn't pick her. Stupid.