Pink and another girl ho camera-talk that Edmundo said he and Hillary did everything but have sex in the bathroom. They giggle.
Katie sees Hillary walk by (I guess she's just stalking around the whole island), and yells for her that she didn't get picked for a date either and she knows how Hillary feels; Hillary says that Katie has no idea, and slams the bathroom door. Hee. Edmundo now camera-talks his innocent-man bullshit that this is the first time he's experiencing these crazy-girl dramatics with Hillary and maybe he's forgetting how good he has it with Catherine. Now in a room together with some other girl hos looking on, Hillary and Edmundo trade "How am I supposed to feel?"s, and she Glenn Closes, "I was with you last night!" She babbles on, "It's totally a thing for me in my life. I screw around with a guy or whatever and the next day I'm forgotten." Yikes! Double yikes!
Now Hillary, hugging a pillow, camera-talks that Edmundo says he wanted to go on his final date with her (liar!), but what if she's no longer around? She concludes, "He's the one who has to face the consequences." Oh. My. God. Run! She sadly continues to flip the light switch on and off as opera plays and we fade to commercials.
Night. Ladies' side. Someone is babbling something about an afro wig, and there is a dinner and Mark L. Walberg shows up and Keebler Tom tells us how much they all hate it when Mark L. Walberg comes to visit. So do we all, dude. Mark L. Walberg babbles his bullshit about how they all need to stay in the moment. Then he says that sometime in the next thirty-six hours, most of them will be gone. Sad Music. Wah-wah music. Shocked looks. He can't say when or how, but they'll be gone. They have this one night to all fuck each other, then. He leaves, and the girls figure the guys going on the dates will be protected, but of course, maybe not. Fireman Not-Dead Tommy camera-talks something assholish about how Catherine picked Tony as a "pity date" because she didn't think he'd be asked out at all. He goes on to say that it was "ridiculous" as opposed to, um, "nice." He goes on that Rossi might get kicked off because of it, and she'll feel bad then. I won't. Rossi camera-talks that he and Catherine like each other, and he's frustrated that it might be ruined because of a dumb play she made. Fuck off.













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