The Candle-Dissolve Of Time Passage happens as Mark L. Walberg reemerges to say they have ten minutes to say goodbye. Kelley is already crying. She drapes herself across Mark and babbles that she's not going to hold anything against him and he says he feels for her and is going to worry about her. Oh, I think she and the twins can take care of themselves. She whispers something about how she told the other ladies that Mark is beautiful and that they'll figure this out, "one way or another." He says she's looking at him like she did the first time they met. Yeah, she was waiting for you to hurry the fuck up and give her your drink order. Douche. Even though they hug, neither looks particularly sad to go. The Two Marks ride off on horses. Poor horses. Commercials.
Night. Ladies' side. Kelley comes back to a full-on party. She tells us she's ready to get busy and go nuts. Keebler Tom, looking like a happy schoolgirl, tells us that Kelley is ready to party. Ruben agrees. Everyone is dancing and drinking and hoing it up. Ali calls her "Spark Plug." Clever Ali. Spout them witticisms now, brother, because you're gone soon. The other girls are threatened and begin to stake their "claim." Because of Kelley being a ho-bag and all, the other girls decide to start hoing, too. Catherine dances like the stripper she is. Shannon dances with Ruben and then camera-talks that she's no longer worrying about her boyfriend but is exploring for her and just going for it. Dancing. Dancing. Pool. Swimming.
Guys' side. Things are calmer. John looks Mark up and down as he arrives back, and then says that a lot of girls are digging "The Italian Stallion." Either John likes him, or thinks he's being clever by quoting Rocky. Either one is pretty sad. Mark drinks around the bar as Katie-Who-I-Like says that Mark has a job and an education, which are two check-marks on her list. Talking. Talking. He talks to all the girls and tries to get to know them. Later, the girl hos all camera-talk that Mark actually asked about them, which none of the other guys did. Tiffani goes on about his eyes and his body, and Pink wants to eat him up. Girl hos dance on the bar, and then everyone jumps in the pool. Donna says something to us. John camera-talks that he thinks they're going to hear a lot of "The Italian Stallion" being shouted in "the wee hours of the morning." Then, sadly, he looks around waiting for the camera crew to laugh. Oh. Sad. Swimming. Swimming. Whoring.
Later. Pool. Slow dancing. Couples. Dancing. Catherine and Rossi hug. Catherine camera-talks that Rossi said he had no idea how it felt to be treated like a queen. That makes no sense, Catherine. Stupid. Check the silicon, I think it's leaking to your head. They hug in the pool as Rossi now spits this stupid shit about Catherine being a prize butterfly and they give us subtitles but I'm not going to give Rossi the satisfaction because it's the wackest shit ever. Of course, Catherine is digging it. She says it got her excited, and that Rossi is a guy who fights for what he wants. Now Rossi tells us he's going to come through the winner. Ali gives us commentary that Keebler Tom realized he'd lost Catherine and was all over Kelley, "the new fresh meat." I thought that was pork. Anyway, we do indeed see Keebler Tom throwing his crap moves at Kelley, as well. Catherine tells us she's not here to fight over guys.