"Shannon & Andy's Final Dream Dates." Andy and Elizabeth arrive at the spa. Bad Pirate Andy tells us that Shannon was more concerned about him cuddling with a girl. She apparently said that she'd much rather he "mack on some girl and do whatever [he] need[s] and then send her on her bike." That's funny shit. He says that he feels the same, and that it can be "intense" when you spend the night with someone. Andy and Elizabeth swim. Meanwhile, Shannon tells us that casting Tom was perfect for her and that they're "totally connected." She's also "totally" wasted. They walk on a dock to their catered house, where they are immediately fed. Tom tells us that he feels a "nervous excitement" and that he's like "a kid in a candy store." He's wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of Shannon.

Mandy and Jon. They swim. Mandy tells us how much more she likes Jon the more she knows him. She says, and we see this, how amazing it was that Jon helped her take out her braids in the pool. "When you take out your braids you're, like, releasing." Oh, yuck. She dips her free head under the water and tells Jon how good it feels.

Vanessa and Billy carry inner tubes. They tube through the cave and Billy says something about how Vanessa is a good partner for the tubing and how he gets so fascinated and "in awe" of things around him when he's with her. I'm guessing that what Billy keeps babbling about is the fact that when he's with Vanessa, as opposed to Mandy, he doesn't have to constantly look around to see who his date is trying to make out with in front of him, affording him actual freedom to have fun. They tube. There are bats. Vanessa tells us moronically how it was dark and how Billy (when she says "Billy" she says it like a ten-year-old talking about the boy in front of her in math) put his legs around her tube and kept her warm and "that was nice."