Billy and Vanessa. Vanessa compliments Billy's boxers. They lie very uncomfortably on the bed. He tells us that he feels like he should do something, and also not do anything. He tells her, "This is the most awkward possible thing," as she hits him with pillows. I wish a cameraman would whisper to him, "Dude, I just saw tape of Mandy's date. Trust me. Do something." Now Billy sits by a tree in the daytime, telling us a very concocted story about how when he was a kid he used to hold his most "valuable object" out the window, seeing how loosely he could hold it without dropping it, and that's what he feels like he's doing with Mandy. Oh, for fucks sake! Well, aside from calling your girlfriend an "object," just…shut up you muttering, guilt-ridden, whore-for-a-girlfriend, waiter dipshit. I liked you, too! I really did. Go read. I've been pulling for you the whole time, but enough is e-fucking-nough. Even Ghandi's wife at some point said, "Dude, enough with the fasting and the parables, can you just fuck me already?" They continue to lie next to each other, as Vanessa touches his nipple. They culddle in slo-mo.

Now the action couple. Mandy and Jon lie in a hammock and whisper to each other, rubbing each other's legs, all intertwined. It's nine hundred times sexier than Vanessa and Billy in their ugly room. We get subtitles of Mandy's terrible grammar, "It's funny 'cause I want to be so affectionate with you, but I know we're both tryin' to be good behaved." Hee. He says that he's "really trying" and she dick-teases that she's "enjoying an amazing moment with an amazing guy." She rubs his thigh and he licks his lips. He lies, "There's no one I'd rather spend this unique experience with than you." That was it, because she purrs, "Jon…do you mean that?" She's practically sliding her panties off as she talks. He leans into her as the cameraman backs far away: "I don't feel bad if you don't." She responds, "I don't feel bad at all. Not a bit. I'm so comfortable with you." They say how much they wish they had more time together. And as they kiss in silhouette, she asks, "Am I going to hell?" Moon. And a graphic reading, "Stay Tuned for Scenes From The Final Episode."