Next is Mandy. Mark L. Walberg reminds us that one of Mandy's four dates, Keith, is now off the island. She laughs derisively at his memory. Well, at least she has one. I can't member Keith to save my life. So the three guys step forward: Jon, Johnny, Matt, and then Tom by Triple Date. Mandy gets up again in slo-mo. She walks to Charlie who isn't even a candidate. Slo-mo. Valerie looks down, embarrassed by almost everything Mandy does. Mandy stops, then leaps to the side. She gives the flowers to Jon, walking right by Johnny and making him briefly think he was getting some. As Mandy hands over the flowers, Johnny looks to the heavens in sad defeat. Jon hugs Mandy, lifting her off the ground, as she tells us that she loves his shyness, which eventually proved to be genuine, and that he got over it. The shyness intrigues her, and she's dying to know more, she says. She also wants to know why he puts "knots in [her] stomach." Jon tells us, then, that he's stunned, but that while he didn't really spend as much time with Mandy as some of the other boy hos, he thinks they have a good bond. Mandy laughs and looks down, wondering just how big the tall boy's dick is. We fade to commercials.

Ah. Boot Camp comes to replace this show in March. Hm, from hot naked pretty people to the kind of sweaty people you can see pumping gas at your local Mobil station any time you want, screaming at each other and running around in Army gear. Sounds like a serious downgrade.

"Remote Beach 5 Miles South of Singles' Resorts," says the graphics, for those of us not only charting the show temporally, but also geographically. Ah, it's Yahtzee and Taheed's Miserable-Relationship Hideaway. How quaint. They walk along the beach, both saying, "Hey, remember back a few days ago when we didn't have to see each other and we got to make out with hot single people? That was cool." Well, they should be happy anyway -- at least they don't have to go home yet and deal with their brat of a kid. Taheed tells us that he and Yahtzee got their first chance to talk since coming on the show. We see them talking -- Taheed wanting to admit that he made out with Lisa "Alabama." Yahtzee, leaning against a palm tree, interrupts him and asks him if tongue was "involved." He says no. She asks him how he felt about it afterwards. He says that he felt nothing, but then smartly backpedals and says that he was thinking about her on the other side of the island and wondering if she was with anyone. I'm sure he was instead wishing that he could ditch the cameras and find out once and for all why they call Alabama the Peach State.