Beach. Chair. Ladies. The toolishness that is Mark L. Walberg. (No opening sequence this week, huh, buddy? No big speech and sad open arms. Poor you.) Mark L. Walberg kisses all the girls; they barely tolerate it. He says he hasn't seen the girls in a while. So, the girls say. The girls don't know what this meeting is about, and he tells them that they have to get rid of one of the remaining eleven boy hos. Suddenly we see the boy hos standing there, and Mark L. Walberg tools on about who you're least attracted to and doesn't hold any answers and consensus and good luck. The ladies get up and chat. Genevieve wants to get rid of marble-mouthed Jeff, and Nikkole does too, but then they say the other boy hos hate Jeff but that's not a reason, and then they discuss Omar, but Nikkole likes Omar with the abs and he's nice, and there's a shot of Juleby, and Nikkole reluctantly agrees to whatever they decide, and they sit, and Mark L. Walberg asks if there's a consensus, and Nikkole says no but she's outvoted and then makes Shannon be the one to do the deed. So Shannon laughs as she does whenever anything occurs in life and walks straight over to Juleby and gives him The Necklace Of Buh-Bye and says that none of them really got to know him, and he's sad but says it's cool and hugs his boys and walks off. I just realized who Juleby looks exactly like: The lead singer cartoon character of Gorillaz. With the snaggle teeth and hair. Man. Shannon is sad for him. The girls wave as Juleby, seeming nice, lies to himself by telling us that he could have done something if he wasn't blocked from Catherine, but he couldn't get anything going with the other girls and he'd rather let his "boys go to work." He leaves. So sad.
Mark L. Walberg says that it's not fun to boot and then says, "You gotta be in the moment because you never know when it's going to happen again." That sentence makes absolutely no sense. Read it again. Fox, be ashamed of yourself. (Fire that writer and hire me!!) Mark L. Walberg then pulls a rabbit out of his tool belt and announces that they have to boot yet another boy ho. Dramatic Music! The girls don't care, but The Crack Editing Staff tries to make it look like they do. Nikkole says she gets to have her pick now. Genevieve says no. Mark L. Walberg tries to get in the middle but is clawed out. Genevieve says, "He is most like mine." Huh? She goes on to say that "he" could give her the most insight into Tony. Jigga-what? Oh, it's Jeff. Nikkole and Catherine say that he's not very smart. Hee. Genevieve continues to say no. Shannon sorta doesn't care. Nikkole knows the "next" is Omar and she likes him. Genevieve continues to bitch our way into commercials.













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