I hate Christmas commercials so much. I would totally stop watching TV because of them…if I had anything better to do.

More bitching. More bitching. Nikkole is pissed. Catherine tries to make peace and then explains the situation to us -- that they're divided between Jeff and Omar. They break off talks, Nikkole pissed and outvoted. Mark L. Walberg makes the stunning deduction that Nikkole isn't happy with the decision. Catherine walks over and gives The Necklace Of Buh-Bye to Omar. He says, "No problem." Catherine plays the "we haven't connected" card. The boy hos hug Omar. Nikkole camera-bitches that Omar did nothing but insult Genevieve after Genevieve insulted his roommate. Huh? Now Omar explains that one night she was being mean to boy ho Tony, and when he sees a girl with a big ego and he doesn't think she's "all that," he'll put her back in her place. Oh, nice. Omar walks away, his abs scaring children and dogs all over the island as he walks off into the jungle. Mark L. Walberg tools that "impasses" are bound to happen because these are all great guys. Mark L. Walberg loves the men. The girls are dismissed.

Iceman camera-talks that the girls have formed a "coalition," totally misusing the word because that's not what he means at all. He says Shannon and Genevieve vote together, Catherine tries to mediate, and Nikkole is cool but has stayed away from the other girls because she's her own girl. Okay, so Iceman actually said nothing, making no sense from beginning to end. Stupid-ass. At the huts, the girls continue to argue, Catherine still mediating, this time trying to get a pissed Nikkole to understand why she tried to mediate. That's dual-level mediation. That can be dangerous. Iceman goes on to say that the girls are pissed and the boy hos are going to try to capitalize on that, once again making no sense. Nikkole points her finger at Shannon and Genevieve, telling them that they better pick Jeff for their next date. Yeah they better. Genevieve says that they're done and Shannon pleads, "Don't be mad." Nikkole walks upstairs, saying that she's going to be mad no matter what. Nikkole has a scar that makes her look like she got shot in the back. More likely, that vicious pit bull they have mauled her. Shot of Omar riding away on a horse. Hee.