Temptation Island

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Stee: B+ | 615 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
Ho three times on the island if you want meeeee

Guys' side. The guys are assembled on the beach. The girl hos stand dangerously close to the ocean. With some of them, even a small wave could whisk them away for good. Be careful, girl hos. Mark L. Walberg babbles about being in the moment again and not wasting "the moment" and goes on to right away tell the guys to boot two girls. The guys don't give a shit. They get together and whisper a little bit. Tommy says something about the masseuse saying she lost respect for him after his hoing the other night, so he wants to boot her. John says something but really, who cares? Shot of another girl as Tony says that that girl became a "distraction" for him last night, and he's never had his "long fuse of patience" run out like that on anyone before. (Wow, that's a pretty good self-assessment from Tony. Hey, he's a total tool, but at least he knows it!) The guys are done and sit down.

Tony is going to deliver the news. He gives The Necklace Of Buh-Bye to Meredith. She nods. He says that she's become a "distraction" from the reason he's there, and he doesn't want to feel like he has to "walk softly" (well, what do you have to do around Genevieve?), so she's gone. Meredith looks like she's gonna cry. He camera-talks that she's done a lot of stuff, but last night, hanging out, she kept putting her hands up his shirt and he kept saying no -- we see this -- and he's been through sexual harassment training and he did everything he could possibly do without laying a hand on her. The other guys laugh at this. Ha. Goober. Meredith walks away, voice-overing that she digs Tony. She camera-talks that she thinks he "needs to relax." Oh, shut up. You got booted. Bye!

Mark L. Walberg makes them boot the other. Tommy does it. John is laughing. Tommy gives it to the 4-Non-Blondes-looking rock drummer chick, Kristin G., and he says it's because she lost all respect for him and "it's time for [her] to go home." Now she camera-talks, "Tommy is lame." Hee. She says that Edmundo was getting a lap-dance and just going with it, but that he didn't create the situation, and then Tommy saw and tried to hone in. Oh, what bullshit. Later. Have fun playing the six o'clock warm-up spot at CBGB's. She's gone. Mark L. Walberg tells them all they can leave. Kristin G. rides off on horseback. Commercials.

Temptation Island

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