Donna and Edmundo. They canoe over to a tiny island, and he camera-talks that Catherine "smothers" him. Donna says that time flew by in the canoe and maybe Edmundo is just testing the waters.
Tony and Katie. They ride horses. She says he's a great guy with great eyes. She really likes him, she says, totally unenthusiastically. He thinks the date felt right and that he was in control. They laugh and ride. I sit and yawn.
Genevieve and Ruben in a tram, feeding monkeys. She says she picked Ruben because he most reminded her of Tony. Eh. Ruben is bored. Spiders! Run! Monkeys. Monkeys. Ruben is bored -- he camera-talks that all the guys have sort of shunned Genevieve now.
Beach. Tony feeds Katie some fruit in slo-mo. How does he do that? Katie camera-talks that she likes guys she can relax around and talk to, and he's a talker. (She hates Tony.) She goes on that she thinks Genevieve is dominating (no shit), and Tony is mellow, so they seem like opposites and they'll probably break up.
John and Linda on a boat. John voice-overs that at the beginning he missed Shannon so much and would go to sleep thinking about her, but now he's discovered he's here for a reason and needs to let it happen.
Plane. Picnic. Touching. Jeff says that he had a great time with Shannon even though they did the least, that they just hung out and talked. Shannon camera-talks that she thinks Jeff got a bad rap and she hopes he stays around. Jeff, meanwhile, hopes he's Shannon's final date. Keep hoping, bro.
Keebler Tom and Catherine wash mud off each other. He's such a weenie. Her boobies are so fake. The camera lecherously runs over her showering as K.T. babbles to us about how he wants to stay close so that if Catherine sees Edmundo getting together, maybe she'll "default" to him. He says he's going to keep trying to win her over. Now Catherine, obviously having had a terrible time with K.T., camera-talks that she has to keep her options open and would be cheating herself if she didn't. Hee.
Edmundo and Donna get over to the small island and find that it's a cemetery. Edmundo babbles about how nice it is, and they climb onto rocks and hang. Donna says she's not thinking of Edmundo romantically, and she thinks he has a better vibe with Hillary. Hee, Donna hates him. Good.













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