Dates. Shannon and Jeff. She camera-talks that she has red flags since the two girls who dated him so far wanted to boot him. Yeah, no shit. They go to an island, but it's rainy and they don't want to hike in the rain. Shitty date, already.
John and Linda. On a boat. He babbles to us about talking to her. They romp in the water and eat coconut. She rasps to us that she wants to get to know him and find out his feeling and zzzzzzzzz…
Waterfall. Pink and Tommy. She camera-talks that she and Tommy are the two who stay up late, and they talk about "important" stuff. They swim, and it looks like Pink is peeing in the pool. She likes him. He hopes she'll do him, he sorta says. Pink says there is a spark and maybe they'll get romantic.
Nikkole. She says they had the best date, rappelling down a waterfall. Tommy the Fireman says he likes Nikkole. They play in the water. She says he is "too perfect" and she's never experienced that before, and maybe she needs to get used to it. Commercials.
Island Prettiness. Keebler Tom is so excited about the date. They go to hot springs and water-slide and swim. He babbles about how it's time to go for it. They rub mud on each other. She camera-talks about going with it. She's lying about having a great time.
Donna and Edmundo. They canoe over to a tiny island, and he camera-talks that Catherine "smothers" him. Donna says that time flew by in the canoe and maybe Edmundo is just testing the waters.
Tony and Katie. They ride horses. She says he's a great guy with great eyes. She really likes him, she says, totally unenthusiastically. He thinks the date felt right and that he was in control. They laugh and ride. I sit and yawn.
Genevieve and Ruben in a tram, feeding monkeys. She says she picked Ruben because he most reminded her of Tony. Eh. Ruben is bored. Spiders! Run! Monkeys. Monkeys. Ruben is bored -- he camera-talks that all the guys have sort of shunned Genevieve now.
Beach. Tony feeds Katie some fruit in slo-mo. How does he do that? Katie camera-talks that she likes guys she can relax around and talk to, and he's a talker. (She hates Tony.) She goes on that she thinks Genevieve is dominating (no shit), and Tony is mellow, so they seem like opposites and they'll probably break up.
John and Linda on a boat. John voice-overs that at the beginning he missed Shannon so much and would go to sleep thinking about her, but now he's discovered he's here for a reason and needs to let it happen.
Plane. Picnic. Touching. Jeff says that he had a great time with Shannon even though they did the least, that they just hung out and talked. Shannon camera-talks that she thinks Jeff got a bad rap and she hopes he stays around. Jeff, meanwhile, hopes he's Shannon's final date. Keep hoping, bro.