Temptation Island

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Reality Bites. Mark L. Walberg Blows.

Mark L. Walberg sits down to plead for them not to kick him off the island. Aw no, he's just telling the ladies that they did a good job and now they have to come to a consensus and put the Necklace of Buh-Bye around one of the boy hos thick necks. The girls huddle, saying that at first it was a compliment to be booted but now it's not. Shannon tells us that, indeed, Yahtzee wanted to boot Sean, but Shannon and Valerie said no. "Sean is our token hot guy, the guy that the guys are going to be worried about." I guess I'm missing something. Sean is a moron with a big cartoonish dog face, huge ears, and creepy beady eyes. So the girls mumble something about Maceo and Keith and Jim and then say the word "strong" and then they're done. Mark L. Walberg sits and asks them who is going to deliver the Necklace of Buh-Bye. Shannon. Mark L. Walberg says, "They leave it to the lawyer. Huh hee huh!" He looks around for encouragement on his little joke, but gets none. The girls thank Shannon and she walks over to the guys. "I just want you guys to know there is very little rhyme or reason to this. I'm sorry." She smiles very cutely, then, her back hunched in supplication, and gives the necklace to the short, black Maceo, hugging him in apology. Valerie then tells us that "last night" the girls had an encounter with Maceo that made them realize he had an arrogance that they didn't like. We see a sepia flashback of him playing his guitar on the beach and then Valerie tells us that he smashed his guitar drunkenly and ran around swearing. The hot-tubbing Mandy says that Maceo only talks about himself. We get a quick montage of Maceo yelling into the camera, "I'm over the top! I'm a songwriter! I'm a multi-track recorder, okay?! Bam! I can't quench that!" Hee. What the fuck?! He is driven away on a little boat and everyone waves. I have to wonder what happens to all his stuff, but it's those little OCD details that I just have to ignore to stay sane here.

Temptation Island

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