Men's Resort. The men are led to chairs in front of Mark L. Walberg, who explains what is about to happen. The girls start coming out. So Lawonna is first, craftily saying that there is one guy she has her eye on who has never dated a black girl and that this is a perfect opportunity to give him what he's been missing. Yow. Well, she's staying, all right. Megan tells us that if she left now, she'd not get the chance to know the other three like she got to know Andy on their date. ["No shit, Captain Obvious." -- niki] Elizabeth babbles, but she's so stupid I won't write what she says. Venus says something about being both a doctor and a personal trainer. I have no idea what that means. Alison is looking forward to finding out more about the guys and, "Possibly a little temptation," which means absolutely nothing either. Patti, smiley Patti, tells us that she gives massages and that she's good at it. Vanessa sticks her tits out as far as they will go and blahs that she would feel "empty inside" if she left now and didn't get to know the guys better. Heather sluts over and stutters that she hopes the guys are "cool" and find out what she's about. Lola whores that they haven't gone skinny dipping yet. Carla sits down and starts whining, which is a way to go, for sure. "Don't bump me off, cuz I don't wanna go home! I'm having so much fun with all you guys." The guys all laugh. Wow. Carla is pretty fucking crafty, I have to say. "Very cool," says Billy, about Carla. Lisa, feeling confident after giving Billy the blowjob on the back of the schooner yesterday, twangs, "I really think y'all are really cool." Man. The English language is so versatile, isn't it?
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