Another boat. Mandy says something to Keith that sounds like "hold my hand" but isn't, as Keith then tells us that Mandy is a "beautiful girl." We see them scuba diving at "Lighthouse Reef" as Billy waxes Disney that Mandy was "a mermaid or something." Mandy then tells us that the two of them held hands under water and that, furthermore, Keith seems like someone that she could "be with." Yeah, he has a cock. He fits Mandy's needs perfectly. (No, I'm kidding, I like Mandy. She's just seems like the loosest of the women and, thus, gets the brunt of the jokes. Plus, I'm still convinced she's a hooker. Dude. Seriously.) Now Billy and Lisa. They write graffiti on a hut somewhere as Billy disses her, telling us that Lisa's eyes are the sexiest part of her body. Then, as they do tequila shots somewhere, Lisa tells us that Billy has the prettiest eyes and that he's one of the "coolest guy [she's] ever met." She sums up that she has "some attraction" towards him. Now back to Mandy and Keith, who eat a picnic on a beach -- with, we see, their native guide right nearby. Ha. Mandy goes on to tell us, as we get a shot of her in which she looks about thirty, that this is a dream vacation and that where else would she get the chance to hang out with thirteen single guys who were all chosen specifically for what she's attracted to. "This will never happen again," she tells us, looking trashier than Oscar the Grouch with her long braids and whore make-up. She's also sorta lying, because she's around at least thirteen single guys who want her every time she dances the Businessman's Shift down at Crazy Girls. "This will most likely never happen to anybody else," she says, lying again. Yeah, it won't happen again…until Temptation Island II airs by this summer, I'm guessing.