Temptation Island

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Guys' side. John and Edmundo walk, Edmundo saying he didn't like what he saw and that he has questions for Catherine, and doesn't believe Brian really likes her. John camera-talks that, after bonfire -- self-appointed counselor that he is -- he went around talking to the three guys. Fitting his own, weird agenda -- desperate to keep the couples together, I guess -- he tells Edmundo that he doesn't think Catherine likes Brian. We see a shot of Catherine passionately kissing Brian. Hee. Edmundo thinks John is wrong, but that Brian is a "player." Edmundo says he's emotionally drained. He camera-talks that he thought Catherine was naïve, but obviously he is...obviously we all are, he continues. Hey dude, don't drag me into it. Asshole.

Tommy. John asks if he's pissed and wants to go party his ass off, but Tommy says he's stuck. John camera-talks that he got Tommy to open up and now feels feels he knows him better. Oh, shut up and show the girls with the titties, FOX. Now Tommy camera-talks that he saw Fire Tommy dry-humping his girl, and we see the tape. Tommy says it's disturbing. He wonders to John when the footage was taken, dude. Tommy goes on, "dude"-ing all over the place, that at the last few group meetings, Nikkole wouldn't even look at him. Well, maybe that's because you were the only one who didn't send your girlfriend a fucking video message, douchebag. John lies to us and himself when he says that he doesn't think the women made the first move, and women aren't like that. Right. Right. No, women are nice, and are never competitive or man-stealing. "True," says Tommy. Tommy goes on to camera-talk that he kissed one or two girls, but not to "that level." Okay, so either he's lying, or the Kristin/Rubber/Pants tape really was pretty innocuous. Brother John continues his sanctimonious, ruining-all-the-fucking-fun bullshit, counseling Tommy that he shouldn't now, tonight, think about which girl is going to get down with him, but who will listen the best, or some shit. Tommy says that John has a good point. No he doesn't. John camera-talks that he thought Tommy would go fuck a ho just to get back, but he didn't. Well, I hope you're happy, John. Thanks a lot, asshole.

Temptation Island

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