Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

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Daniel: B | 1338 USERS: C+
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Forget It, Dude. Let’s Go Bowling.

Chrome Artie says nothing, but slows to a stop in the middle of the street, and then gives Jody a hard forearm, knocking her right out the door, onto her ass. "Freak!" she yells at him, unaware of how lucky she is to be alive to keep annoying the people around her.

Derek strolls around a pool filled with women who, collectively, aren't wearing as much clothing as he's got on. Doing her best to keep the thread count down is Jesse, lying on her stomach reading a book. Derek comes over and stands there staring at her ass for a while until she tells him he's blocking the sun. He tells her that Moishe's dropping her name pretty freely in front of people who don't need to know her name. "Well, he's your fence," says Jesse, who then says she'll have a talk with him. Then she asks Derek to help her out with some suntan lotion, but what she doesn't ask for is a guilt trip on how long she's going to be doing this sort of thing. "I'm certainly going to try to get through today without you spoiling it for me," she says, smiling. "The sun sets at 5:47. I'm not missing that sucker," she says, and then she starts sucking Derek's face.

Chrome Artie's knocking on another door, and it's answered by Bonnie from Family Guy, who pretends not to have seen Cameron, but is pretty obviously lying, especially when she's asking questions about why he's looking for her. "I'm her uncle," he says, trying on that creepy smile again. She says he looks familiar, and he says, "Common face," and can someone please explain to me why Chrome Artie is going around with the same face, given that he's been all over the news as the B-movie actor who KILLED TWENTY FBI GUYS? And can someone explain to me how, since he's still using the same face, that no one has identified him? He also asks her about the house next door, for which she's listed as the contact in the classifieds. "That house has been rented," says Bonnie from Family Guy, closing the door. "Thank you for your time," he says, and moves on.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

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