Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

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A car drives up (into the construction site?) that happens to contains three people. Cameron strolls out to greet them, and fortunately it turns out to be three drunken rapists. I say fortunately, because it could have been a carload of nuns in there, and whoever it was was going to get their asses kicked to provide the Connor Crew with some clothes. Sarah smiles as she watches Cameron kick ass.

After getting dressed, John says, "So this is where it all starts? This is where Skynet begins?" "Somewhere in there," says Cameron. "And no one knows we're here," says John. Sarah shakes her head, and adds: "You're safe." In unison, John and Sarah say, "No one is ever safe." Proud moment for the mother of the leader of the future resistance right there.

Cameron drives while Sarah voice-overs another soliloquy about her son and the future of the world and blah blah blah. Elsewhere, Agent Ellison is working at his desk and not paying attention to the newscaster talking about what he presumes is a college prank, with grainy imagery of Sarah Connor staring into the camera. Somewhat more rapt, however, is Charley, staring at the television while a blonde woman behind him says, "Honey, did you hear me? We're late." Charley's all, yeah, yeah, I heard you, except for the fact the former love of my life, a fugitive from the law, is naked on the television so just HOLD ON.

The voice-over continues as Sarah, John, and Cameron stroll around some house looking like militia members at a compound. Impossibly cute and toned militia members. "And even though we've traveled through time, bent the rules of nature, they will keep coming for him. Keep trying to kill him. But until that day...it's gonna be one hell of a dogfight." In the original pilot, Sarah said it was going to be a "goddamn" dogfight. You can kill all you want, lady, but don't you dare take the Lord's name in vain. This is FOX.

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Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

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