MONDO EXTRAS

Arnold has detailed files on Dyson, so Sarah wants to know everything about him: what he looks like, where he lives, if he sleeps. No, sorry, that last part's from Dangerous Liaisons. I got distracted, I guess. The car pulls up in the middle of a desert full of hollowed-out military-looking things. Sarah gets out and looks at a ratty couch, trailer, and helicopter before calling for Enrique. Enrique's got a shotgun!

After a brief standoff, Enrique and Sarah exchange some Spanish banter and a hug. Enrique calls Yolanda and some kids out of a bus, and there's a general reunion. Enrique would like to know who the big guy is, and John alleges that he's part of the family. This is going to cause some confusion, I know, but the name John gives for Arnold is Uncle Bob. I don't think I can call him that with a straight face, so I'll stick with "Arnold", if you don't mind.

"Uncle Bob, huh? Okayyyy," grins Enrique, who finds the pseudonym about as convincing as I do.

Enrique offers Arnold some tequila, but he's too busy standing there looking cool. That can take a lot of energy, you know. Sarah has no problem, though, with grabbing the bottle and swigging away.

Anyway, weird Mexican reunions aside, Sarah's just here to pick up her "stuff". In bunkers disguised below the earth, she's got quite the armory of heavy weapons. She's also changed into a black tank top and BDUs so she can try to look as cool as Arnold. She doesn't quite, though, which is why she has the presence of mind to tell Enrique that she'll be crossing the border after dark.

Back in the underground weapons bunker (which I covet desperately), John is droning on about his upbringing, thinking all kids everywhere had cool concealed vaults full of enormous weapons. Speaking of which, Arnold's found a minigun, which I think is supposed to be mounted on a vehicle. He gives a fairly awkward-looking half-smile, which he must have learned from John, who gives him one right back. On John, it looks like he's too cool to smile with his whole face. On Arnold, it looks like he's flexing one of his cheek muscles.