Best Drama of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Joan of Arcadia
2. The O.C.
3. The Sopranos

Most Unwelcome New Cast Addition of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Lauren, Alias
2. Oliver, The O.C.
3. Eve, Angel

Best Guest Star of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Brendan Fraser, Scrubs
2. Liza Minnelli, Arrested Development
3. Wayne Brady, Chappelle's Show

Worst Stunt Casting of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Paris Hilton, The O.C.
2. Jennifer Lopez, Will & Grace
3. Mikhail Baryshnikov, Sex and the City

Most Redemptive Character in an Otherwise Sucky Show from the 2003-2004 Season
1. Karen, Will & Grace
2. C.J. Cregg, The West Wing
3. Lex Luthor, Smallville

Best Sidekick of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Carolyn, The Apprentice
2. Grace, Joan of Arcadia
3. Marshall, Alias

Best Performance by an Inanimate Object in the 2003-2004 Season
1. Puppet Angel, Angel
2. Captain Oats, The O.C.
3. Drywall, The Apprentice

Best Credit Sequence of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
2. Apprentice, The
3. The Amazing Race

Best Finale of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Angel
2. Gilmore Girls
3. Joan of Arcadia

Most Ludicrous Plotline of the 2003-2004 Season
1. ER: Romano vs. Helicopters
2. The O.C.: Psycho Oliver
3. Friends: Ross and Rachel, Again

Most Indispensable Cable Channel of the 2003-2004 Season
1. HBO
2. Comedy Central
3. Bravo

Worst Network Meddlers of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Fox
2. The WB
3. ABC

Biggest WTF Moment of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Romano vs. Helicopter, ER
2. Gil Dumps Larissa over Fabio, Average Joe 2
3. Racist Black Kettles, The Apprentice

Best Drama of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Joan of Arcadia
2. The O.C.
3. The Sopranos

Most Unwelcome New Cast Addition of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Lauren, Alias
2. Oliver, The O.C.
3. Eve, Angel

Best Guest Star of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Brendan Fraser, Scrubs
2. Liza Minnelli, Arrested Development
3. Wayne Brady, Chappelle's Show

Worst Stunt Casting of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Paris Hilton, The O.C.
2. Jennifer Lopez, Will & Grace
3. Mikhail Baryshnikov, Sex and the City

Most Redemptive Character in an Otherwise Sucky Show from the 2003-2004 Season
1. Karen, Will & Grace
2. C.J. Cregg, The West Wing
3. Lex Luthor, Smallville

Best Sidekick of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Carolyn, The Apprentice
2. Grace, Joan of Arcadia
3. Marshall, Alias

Best Performance by an Inanimate Object in the 2003-2004 Season
1. Puppet Angel, Angel
2. Captain Oats, The O.C.
3. Drywall, The Apprentice

Best Credit Sequence of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
2. Apprentice, The
3. The Amazing Race

Best Finale of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Angel
2. Gilmore Girls
3. Joan of Arcadia

Most Ludicrous Plotline of the 2003-2004 Season
1. ER: Romano vs. Helicopters
2. The O.C.: Psycho Oliver
3. Friends: Ross and Rachel, Again

Most Indispensable Cable Channel of the 2003-2004 Season
1. HBO
2. Comedy Central
3. Bravo

Worst Network Meddlers of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Fox
2. The WB
3. ABC

Biggest WTF Moment of the 2003-2004 Season
1. Romano vs. Helicopter, ER
2. Gil Dumps Larissa over Fabio, Average Joe 2
3. Racist Black Kettles, The Apprentice