The Agency

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For Whom The Bomb Tolls

Meanwhile, Dmitry and Patton are walking along, happy as can be. They have this whole useless conversation about how Dmitry was, indeed, at Digger's the night he was killed, but that he was there to protect him. No, see, if you were there to protect him, HE WOULDN'T BE DEAD. Nice job, Russkie. "So who do you think stole that bomb?" Patton asks. "What bomb?" says Dmitry. You know what? If I cared more, I'd be really fucking irritated right now. As it is, I'm only moderately annoyed that half of the cast keeps talking about a bomb and the other half keeps acting like there isn't one. MAKE. UP. YOUR. MINDS. There's either a bomb, or there isn't. Which one is it? Huh? Which one?

Back to Trivial Land. Paige is all a-twitter in Miles's office. She's pissed off at her ex for interfering not only in her life, but also in a CIA operation that could save millions of lives. Whatever. Go back to your desk, Paige. We'll page you when we give a shit.

Okay, now there's this little scene where Rocky and Jeanie look up some info on some Irish guy named Rory O'Connor, because he's the IRA contact or something. Tra-la-la. Don't care. Next thing we know, Jeanie's talking to Soul Patch! Remember? The guy from the first episode that spouted some shit about being a poet? Yeah! Him! Oh, right. Nobody's reading this. I may as well be talking to myself. Not that I don't anyway. I mean, I live alone, you know? There are times when I'll have whole conversations with myself OUT LOUD and I'll suddenly stop and realize that soon I'll have nineteen cats and I'll never shower and I'll keep finding errant pieces of food in my hair and little children will run the other way when they come across me dithering down the street in my top hat and sparkly Converse All-Stars.

Anyway, Jeanie asks Soul Patch to hack into some anonymous re-mailer or something. I don't know what the hell she's talking about. Soul Patch notices Paige working on something and asks her what she's doing. She tersely answers that she's working on a special project. Gee, wonder what that is? You can bet your sweet ass she isn't working on her portfolio.

The Agency

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