The truck screeches to a halt behind some big bulldozer. There are a bunch of guys running around with red bandannas wrapped around their foreheads, waving sticks. The driver of the truck (whose cornpone accent sounds so much like Foghorn Leghorn that I keep rewinding and pausing the tape, certain that at any moment, the little chicken hawk will come tripping across the screen) says something smart-ass-y out the window about it not being a good time for a cigarette break. The red bandanna guys wisely ignore Foghorn and keep waving their sticks. The Virgin in the Middle wants to know what's going on. Foghorn's partner, Dingo (I have no idea what his name is so I made one up. Don't like it? I don't care), says something about the Red Bandanna Gang being local kayaks that are pissed off at the mining company because they employ a lot of manatees. Yeah, that's what he said. I don't understand it either. And you know what? I'm not going to rewind the tape eight more times to decipher the mumbling moron's dialogue. I need more chocolate milk...

Dingo gets out of the car to announce his presence with authority while Foghorn just continues to bleat the horn. After one of the Red Bandanna Gang looks Dingo directly in the eye, Dingo suddenly realizes that this is not the overly zealous Tupperware party that he originally thought it was, and tosses his ass into the car. Too late. The Red Bandanna Gang is upon them. They're beating the car, they're hitting it with sticks, Foghorn can't move the truck, and the Gang breaks his window and rips Foghorn out of the car and beats him to a bloody pulp on the hood. The Virgin in the Middle jumps behind the wheel, but before he can hightail it out of there, one of the more violent members of the Red Bandanna Gang pulls out his handy machete and neatly removes Foghorn's head from his body.

Yeah, I don't know what the hell was happening there either.

Spy Central. Brief-o-Rama Room. Rocky's doing the briefing. He says something about the Kayaks and the Manatees fighting for many years. He shows a picture of Foghorn and tells the group that he was the first American victim of the violence. Jeanie's sitting next to Matt, and her hair looks really bad; it's sort of poofed out and scraggly. She needs some Aveda Styling Cream, STAT!