The Agency

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Erin: F | 474 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
How do you say "sucks" in Indonesian?

Rocky says that Foghorn was an engineer for some mining company. His co-workers managed to get rescued from the angry Kayak mob, but Foghorn lost his head. Ha! You see how I did that there? "Lost his head"? HA. Gack. Ew. I just snorted chocolate milk out of my nostrils.

Blah blah blah Manatees, bling bling bling Kayaks, yak yak yak Jakarta government, bleah bleah bleah Big Bad Jakartan Governor staging a coup. I seriously don't know what the hell they're talking about here. It's all going by so fast...don't have energy to transcribe...must eat Matt's Chocolate Chip Cookies to regain strength...

Cheese wants to know if the CIA has an operative already in place in the Land of the Manatees. "Not yet," Jeanie says, all full of herself. She hands Cheese a picture of the woman who provided the voice for Disney's Pocahontas, and a file. Just in case Cheese has forgotten how to read, Jeanie recites Pocahontas's background. She's an Indonesian-born trainee who is at the top of her class, has a political science degree from UCLA, speaks ninety-five languages, and performs brain surgery in her off hours.

Down on the Farm. No, not the kind with cows; the kind with CIA agents and firing ranges. As Jeanie gives her dissertation on Poca (let's just shorten that name, shall we?), we're transported to the Farm, where Poca is running along while trying to avoid the edgy camera work and odd angled shots. Poca does some mild stretches, looks around her warily, and generally behaves as if she is indeed on a "mission." She pulls some sort of something out of a tree and passes two people standing near her. "Nice wigs," she says, all cocky and snippy. Her superior chews her ass out for blowing her own cover. We get it. She's a loose cannon. A live wire. SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL.

Back in the Brief. Cheese wants to know when they can run Poca in the field. Jeanie tells him that she graduates in a month, and they can send her in then. She goes on to say that Poca needs a mentor to prep her. All eyes turn to Billy. And not just because he's wearing a supremely ugly tie.

Back on the Farm. Poca walks up to Billy and is all, mentor me, you loser. Billy's all, I'm still takin' notes. Poca's all, don't see a notebook. Billy's all, that's why they call us "covert operatives." Har har and HAR, Billy! I get it! You're the "funny" agent. Jeanie's the "soulful" agent, but you're definitely the "funny" agent.

The Agency

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