8:25 AM. Team Guido. I am all about the matching lime-green outfits they're wearing, which are adorable. I can't describe the cuteness of the hats. I know! Me! Loving a Team Guido hat! Worlds are crumbling! As they drive off, Joe says, "Who says gay men can't drive?" I'm not sure I've heard that stereotype that much, but as of right now, I guess the answer is that no one says that. Bill adds, "It's gay four-wheeling!" That does sound like quite a marketing concept. Run with it! (I'm actually sure that already exists somewhere, so don't get too wound up.)

8:34 AM, Dustin and Kandice. 8:35 AM, Uchenna and Joyce. Kandice says that they weren't all excited about being in sixth place at the end of the previous leg, They're used to doing a little better, obviously, and not especially accustomed to having to be resilient. In the car, they note Uchenna and Joyce right behind. Joyce tells us that she and Uchenna learned a lot during the first race, and Uchenna throws out some suspiciously self-helpy stuff about in order to have "Mrs. Right" he has to be "Mr. Right." I feel weird pointing out the dueling facts that I don't entirely get that and it strikes me as simplistic, but both are true. Uchenna says he has to be confident that "she can carry her weight, and vice-versa." That technically means she can carry her weight and her weight can carry her, but I don't think that's what he's trying to say.