Heave, Firecop, and FloZach converge on the second delivery point at the same time, and Eve manages to park the truck she can't drive in such a way that Firecop is trapped. Even though Firecop is finished delivering, they can't move their truck and get on the way, and they grumble in frustration. Damon yells at Eve to move the damn truck.

Michael and Kathy are not even at the Detour yet, because they once again have the world's most aimless cab driver. Michael is beginning to think the driver has no idea where he's going. Uh-oh. Michael says they can't be eliminated at this point, because they're "too damn good." Oh, okay. Well, then, I'm sure you'll be just fine.

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Kathy and Michael are still waiting for their cab to get where it's going. They eventually get to the winery, and they choose Old School, because Michael doesn't think he can drive on the narrow streets of Porto. Hmm. I'm not sure it's a good sign that they almost always pick their Detour option by deciding that they can't or won't do one or the other of the options, so they'll take the other. Biking is too corny, skydiving is out, can't drive the truck...see what I mean? You'd think it would be better if they were just choosing between the options based on what's faster. Just a suggestion.

Back at The Blocked-In Truck Follies, Eve tries to tell Andre and Damon that they should help her carry the wine from the truck into the restaurant, because that way, she can get the truck moved sooner. Yuck. They do indeed wind up carrying the wine in for her, with Damon telling her the whole time to move the truck right now. She's actually lucky he was that nice. Eventually, all the wine is delivered, and the painful process of Eve actually trying to move the truck begins.

At the train station, BoB works on getting their train tickets, followed closely by Aahab. Meanwhile, Michael and Kathy row. He slyly says, "This ain't no nursery rhyme." Har. Har. Oh, yeah. He is so money!