2:38 AM. Rob and Amber, wearing clear plastic raingear. They've got $445 for the leg, and Amber interviews that they "couldn't be happier" as they set out on the last leg. "Amber's been the most amazing partner anybody could ever have," Rob notes, in what I strongly suspect is a post-race interview. He also insists that "it's not possible" that anyone else can win, thus guaranteeing some more that someone else will win. They walk up to Ron and Kelly waiting at a corner. When a taxi pulls up, Rob asks if they want to share, and Ron and Kelly say no and hop in. Rob asks the driver to call another taxi for them, but once they get going, Kelly -- who bitched quite dramatically about Rob and Amber's dirty play on a few occasions, you'll recall -- tells the driver not to call a taxi as he said he would. Of course, had Rob done the very same thing, the entire contingent of whiny-ass teams (including Ron and Kelly) who bitched about "lack of character" would more than obviously have included that as evidence, but when they do it themselves? Just playing hard! Look over there! Don't look over here! It's not the heat, people. It's the hypocrisy.

2:48 AM. Uchenna and Joyce read the clue. Noting their lack of money, they walk away from the pit stop. They go inside the hotel and ask how far away Lucea is. They learn that it's about 15 miles. Their big idea is to head for the airport, where they hope they can successfully beg for money. Unfortunately, they learn that the airport and Lucea are in opposite directions.

Rob and Amber, still looking for a cab, see that Uchenna and Joyce have emerged, and they realize that they need to get moving. They find a taxi and hop in. Their driver seems to know where they need to go.

Uchenna and Joyce approach an ambulance and ask if it can give them a ride to the airport. They learn that the ambulance has to hang around in case it needs to...you know, be an ambulance. Maybe one of them could fake a seizure and say that the only medicine store is located at the airport. I could kill at this show!