Amazing Race
Amazing Race

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Later, at the airport, instead of working on getting money, Uchenna and Joyce are sitting around with her crying and him comforting her. Sigh.

Rob and Amber and Ron and Kelly are chopping. Amber notes that her eyes are really taking a beating. Ron appears to be doing a honkload more onions than Kelly, that's for sure. "Martha Stewart, look out," Kelly says, apparently envious of life in prison.

Uchenna begs. Joyce mopes. A couple of women they meet in the airport give them some money. Outside, they find a taxi that will take them for 40 dollars to the Onion Shack. I'm certainly ready for the begging segments to end as soon as humanly possible, speaking solely for myself.

And at the Onion Shack, Rob is commenting that his back hurts from all the chopping. "Who says cookin' wasn't hard work?" he wonders. Well, no one, dude. At least no one smart. They empty their last onions into the pot and get their clue. As Phil explains, the clue tells them to go 60 miles to Rose Hall, a resort where they'll find further instructions. Rob and Amber take off in their cab. Ron, meanwhile, looks up from chopping long enough to insist to Kelly that Rob has "fear in his eyes." Looks like Rob's usual intense cockiness to me, but that's just me. Ron has the Eye of the Tiger! Well, maybe not the tiger. The beagle? Could be. Anyway, Ron mutters some shit-talk (for which, again, he would totally excoriate Rob if the situation was reversed) about how "maybe Rob's an idiot" and isn't afraid of them, blah blah. He and Kelly finish their onions at last. They read the clue and head off in a taxi.

Amazing Race

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