Amazing Race
Amazing Race

Episode Report Card
Miss Alli: B | 538 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
Thanks a bunch

At the Jamaica airport, Uchenna and Joyce apparently stiff their cab driver again, some more, and then they head inside to book their flight. They get a 4:58 PM flight to San Juan. And then there is additional begging.

Rob and Amber are in Aguadilla looking for the sugar refinery. Of course, when they get there, the operating hours are 7:30 to 4:00. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, 4:00. Because there is absolutely no way anyone was going to be allowed to be out ahead at this point. No way. Which is fine, but...well, I'll get back to it later.

Ron and Kelly arrive in Puerto Rico. They head for the clue box as Rob and Amber head into a hotel for some rest. Ron and Kelly head for Aguadilla. Uchenna and Joyce's flight lands. They head for the clue. When they open it, they turn and head for Aguadilla as well. Ron and Kelly get to the gate and see the operating hours, and they go to sack out in the car until 7:30 in the morning. Uchenna and Joyce are driving up, and we are hearing yet again, not having heard them talk about anything else this entire episode, about how they're not going to give up, it might be over but it might not be, blah blah blah. Old. This has just gotten incredibly old. And indeed, when they pull up to the gate, they find Ron and Kelly asleep in their car, because of the enormous machinations that have been gone through in this leg to ensure that we reach precisely this point. "We're back in this thing," Uchenna comments after a brief chat with Ron and Kelly, meaning that maybe we are through with the "we aren't giving up" comments for the remainder of the episode. I sure as hell hope so.

The next morning arrives, and Rob and Amber join the other teams at the gate. When it opens, all three teams run in. All three teams open the clue, and it's a Roadblock. In this Roadblock, the person takes a jump off a 30-foot bridge. Then, it's a 90-yard swim to the next clue, and then into a boat. Amber takes the Roadblock, but she and Rob appear to get turned the wrong direction out of the gate. Ron and Uchenna take it for their respective teams. Because Rob and Amber are going the wrong direction, the first out onto the bridge is Ron. "Dang, that wind's blowin'," he comments, as is his tradition. Uchenna runs out just after. Rob finally figures out that he and Amber went the wrong way, and that she was supposed to head out onto the bridge. We then watch as Ron runs out and leaps right off the bridge. "Woo!" he says. He swims out and grabs the clue. "The first step is a doozy," Uchenna says. And then he jumps. "Woo!" he says. He swims. Meanwhile, Rob and Amber are still hunting for the right path, just as Ron gets in the boat and heads for shore. Uchenna does the same. Rob and Amber find a vantage point where they can see the bridge but not get to it, and they see that Ron and Uchenna are already done. "That could've cost us a million bucks," Rob comments. Speaking of things I have heard said plenty of times already and do not need to hear again.

Amazing Race

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP