Shola and Doyin are smooching the Feathered Girl in the club. They say they "got the clue and moved on."

12:19 AM. Blake and Paige and Hope and Norm, back on the yacht, open the clue. Blake voices over that he and Paige are best friends. Paige has traded in the Hair Horns for a single Perky Dinner Roll atop her head, so she and I are getting along better as well. Hope, on the other hand, is wearing a black visor. Oh, the agony. Norm says in an interview that the race is an opportunity for him and Hope to appreciate the fact that they love each other more than ever. Aww. I love Norm.

12:20 AM. Chris and Alex. Incidentally, I now know that Alex is the darker-haired one, and Chris is the taller one. Alex calls them "two good buddies tryin' to win a million bucks." I'll buy that. In the boat to the beach, they discuss the feather. Alex: "Use your brain, what would you use a feather for, man?" Chris: "To get kinky with some chick?" Oh, Lord. Suddenly, dread washes over me. They're THAT guy. Oh, no. Are they THAT guy? I comfort myself by pretending it was meant to be ironic in some way I can't quite figure out.

12:45 AM. Mary and Peach. The Fruit tells us in an interview that this is "more difficult than [she] ever could have imagined." She explains that her sister is "very demanding." Yeah, I get that impression. The Fruit goes on to say that Mary is "like a mule," and "can do anything." Can mules do anything? I don't even think they can water-ski. Although, according to this, they can do a lot of wonderful things. I'm sure the Fruit means it as a compliment.

12:46 AM. Oswald and Danny. They say they "recognize each other for what [they] are." I'm leaving that one right there. See? Walking away.

At the club, Blake is trying, and failing, to dance with the Feathered Girl. He's really just kind of bouncing up and down. Blake, if you want to be my boyfriend, we have to have some rules, and one of them is that not being able to dance is okay, but doing the Pogo Stick Boogie as a substitute? Not so much. Once they get the clue and leave, Blake comments that "Chris and Alex just went into the dancers." Yeah, I'll just bet they did.