Gary and Dave read the clue, and decide to go for the Fast Forward. Peggy and Claire are on their way to the volleyball too, but when they get there and see Shola and Doyin warming up, they panic, despair, and bail. Sigh. Run the damn race. Stop obsessing about what you can and can't do and just get going already. Just a suggestion.

Gary and Dave approach Shola and Doyin, who are practicing. Gary wears The Anxious Grin Of A Guy Setting Up His Joke. "What's your volleyball experience?" he asks. Doyin says, "Not good, but...uh, how's yours?" Gary, nearly giddy that his plan worked (if you have it on tape, look at his face -- it was a complete set-up), says, "I watched Baywatch." Shut up, Gary.

The Groanies (tm pseudostudent) reach the top of the mountain, where Claire is hugged by Tara (eww), who says, "You cute thangs." Man, Tara really bugs. The Groanies read the clue, and Claire wants to hang-glide. Peggy, unsurprisingly, is intimidated by it. Apparently, when she applied for The Amazing Mall Walk, she had no idea that something like hang-gliding might happen. She says they should do the metal detector. Claire grins with tightly gritted teeth, and says, "Okay, Peggy." Hee -- that was a little funny. Claire totally wants to choke Peg at this point, and grandmas in a fist fight is pure comedy. The other teams, however, start in on the Groanies about doing the glider. "Hang-glide! Hang-glide!" chants Boston. Peggy explains to Oswald and Danny that she's "terrified." "So is he," Danny says matter-of-factly, pointing to Oswald, who is wrapped in a blanket like he just kissed the blue lips of Leo DiCaprio at the end of Titanic. "I have only gone on one rollercoaster ride in my life," Oswald intones seriously. Tara tells them they have to "relinquish those shirts" (that say "GUTSY GRANDMA") if they don't hang glide. Finally, Peggy gives in, and Claire mimes a very Guido-like "Yessss!" There is much rejoicing.