Kynt and Vyxsin reach the Roadblock, and at the mention of the strong back and good navigational skills, they immediately assign the Roadblock to...him. Really? Isn't she clearly more physically powerful than he is? Because...I think she is; I really do. Nate and Jen appear at the Roadblock, and Vyxsin says to the camera, with total resignation of the "I can't believe I didn't say anything to stop that nonsense" variety, "We should have U-Turned Nate and Jen; we U-Turned a team that is probably ahead of us." Well...yes. You did. And they are. And not just "probably." The funny thing is that after the fact, they had this whole explanation where they figured that they, and Nate and Jen, were AHEAD of the pack instead of BEHIND the pack. Which this utterly belies, because her despair here indicates that she doesn't for a minute believe that this is the case, and nothing about being behind Nate and Jen makes a difference in that calculus. They knew they were running close with Nate and Jen; if they thought Nick and Don were behind both teams, there's no reason Nate and Jen showing up would change that, you know? I mean, don't get me wrong -- they're not the first team to rationalize their departure. At any rate, Jen takes the Roadblock for herself and Nate, and she's off.

Nick, looking like hell, makes the cab pull over so he can throw up, but I think it's really just dehydrated retching. He needs some water, for reals. He looks...gray.

TK and Rachel pull up at the fort and run up to the mat. Welcome, you are team number one! They win a trip for two to St. Maarten. Nice! One to Japan and one to the beach; that's pretty awesome. Rachel tells us that being one of the final four teams is really amazing for her. TK says that a million dollars "would be freakin' awesome!" And he looks extra-stoned while saying it.

Kynt crashes his cart into a wall, at which point someone finally shows him where the brake is. Oh, Kynt. He does round up someone to lead him (in theory) to the address he needs to find. Meanwhile, tiny Jen makes her first delivery to the second floor. She gets an elevator. She does not get a receipt. Dun!

Nick and Don land on the mat. They're team number two; they fist-bump.