Uchenna walks with the bucket of water on his head, and encourages Joyce to "feel the water, sweetie," whatever that means. I don't care -- they're divine.
Ron and Kelly and Rob and Amber are both almost done with their milking. Ron and Kelly finish first, and they get a clue telling them to drive to a point along the Khwai River. There, they'll get another clue. Ron and Kelly take off. Kelly complains in the car that she would have liked to work on the milking. "You could've gotten down there in the beginning and done it," Ron says, apparently arguing that once he had it figured out, it didn't make sense for them to switch off, which is probably true. He reminds her that he would have liked to do the water-balancing, after all. "Just get over it," Kelly says.
Rob and Amber turn in their cup of milk and get their clue. They leave. "Rob and Amber finished," Lynn and Alex fret. They hate it when Rob and Amber do stuff!
Uchenna and Joyce finish carrying the water. They go back and get the last item, and then they're done. Wow. Fast. They get their clue and leave. "Ladies first," he says, excited and holding the door open for her. Swooooon. Yeah, I know, I know, but...swoooooon. In the car, she talks about how great it was to make up ground. "The thing is," he says, "village people from my father's village do the same thing. I've seen it a thousand times. It's like, hey, my African roots are kickin' in!" And -- no, not those Village People, smarty-pants.
Lynn and Alex are still milking. "I have a whole new appreciation for goat cheese now," Lynn says, rather ostentatiously trying to come up with his Funny Goat Joke for this segment. Unfortunately, not very funny. I feel him. Meredith and Gretchen keep trying, and they actually finish. Lynn and Alex aren't happy to see this either, but Meredith and Gretchen get their clue and move along. "They're gonna get lost," Lynn says of Meredith and Gretchen as they leave. "They're so stupid." Nice. Pick on the old lady who so recently was bleeding from the head and who is at this moment ahead of you. Jerk. Meredith and Gretchen get directions.
"How many gay guys does it take to milk a goat?" Lynn asks, making Attempt #2 at his Funny Goat Joke. Again? Not very funny. Not so easy, is it, smart guy? They finally turn in their cup of milk and get their clue. In the car, they wonder where Brian and Greg were. And now, bringing up the rear, we do in fact see Brian and Greg, pulling into the Detour and choosing the goats. They wish out loud for some Frosted Flakes or Cheerios. Hee. Breakfast jokes are always in order.