Amazing Race

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M. Giant: B | 816 USERS: B
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Louie and Michael are now going back to the clue box to reboot their futile search for "Fashion House." And Brent and Caite finish on the first try, and take off in second place to the stadium. They're long gone by the time Michael and Louie have found their way back to the clue box, and Michael literally looks at the door right next to it and says, "Hey, what's this?" It opens when he pulls it. "Idiot," he says, with impressive verbal economy. They both feel pretty stupid. "What kind of detectives are we? We walked right by the place," Louie interviews, which saves me from having to say it. They get to work picking out clothes. "Boy, you're gonna look sexy," Louie tells their model. Right now she just looks irritated. Which I understand some people find sexy, especially coming from models, but then there's a lot about the fashion world I don't understand.

Dan and Jordan reach the clue box and the adjoining fashion house in last place, and enter with the Detectives still inside. Dan all but disappears from our screens as Jordan gets to work like a one-man team. "Being the gay male that he was, he was in heaven," Michael interviews. Stereotyping is fun! And no, I know I didn't call the Cowboys on it, but they were at least funnier. The Detectives' model comes out, and even I can tell from looking at her that they've got the wrong stockings on her. The fail-gong, along with the designer shaking her head and waving her hands in a "get it away from me" manner, confirms it. Louie gets her another pair of stockings, which just happens to be the last item Jordan is looking for. Jordan and Dan load up their model while Michael complains, "This is not my forte. Could we have a shooting challenge, please?" Maybe there would have been one, but then the producers had to drop it when they realized it meant putting firearms into the hands of Brent and Caite. And who expected them to still be in the race at this point, after all?

Amazing Race

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