Darwin Airport. Eric and Jeremy get tickets. They don't hesitate to tell BJ and Tyler about the flight, but the flight everybody else is on is "completely full." Everyone else boards the flight. BJ is self-aware enough to mention that he and Tyler have wasted a preposterous amount of time dicking around. "It looks like today, the nice guys finish last," Tyler says, devoid of irony as usual.

Commercials. As usual, the team everyone voted for as the Awesome Team Of The Week came in last. Boo!

When we return from commercials, BJ and Tyler are still trying to get a flight. Their almost incomprehensible string of luck continues unabated as seats on a previously full flight become available, going via Perth and arriving at 10:45 PM, 15 minutes before everyone else. Oh, yes. Really. So by fucking up, they're gaining an advantage. On the plane, Tyler attributes their good luck to how much "soul" and "heart" they have, which is how you know he's not going to get less annoying any time soon.

The Amazing Map shows us that the teams are all on their way to Thailand, although they both have to take really, really annoying routes by heading way down to the bottom of Australia before heading back to Bangkok. Phil reminds us about the bus terminal they have to find when they get to Bangkok. And then we are in Bangkok, and it is night, and the first flight is arriving. The flight, that is, carrying the first three teams. Their flight is landing 45 minutes early. I've never been so happy to see Eric and Jeremy do well, that's for sure. Nobody knows where BJ and Tyler are; Joseph hopes they're begging for clothes in Darwin. Eric and Jeremy get in a cab for the terminal, followed by Ray and Yolanda, then MoJo. Joseph thinks their driver is "shady." Good instinct he's having, there.