Amazing Race

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M. Giant: B | 1256 USERS: B
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Auckland and Uncomfortable

The Belles find a gnome on a nearby rooftop, and the Frat Boys decide to crush kiwis. "We have big feet," says Dan. Terence and Sarah have reached a point where their kiwi juice has become a gusher, but Toni and Dallas are becoming discouraged. "This looked like more fun when Lucy and Ethel did it," Toni says, Well, I've also seen it done less fun, so count your blessings.

Meanwhile, back in Auckland (which is still at least three hours away, as far as I can tell), the Belles get their hands on a gnome. Brooke reads the clue, and Marisa cracks up at the sound of "Te Puke." Well, I guess with no other teams around for them to interact with, they have to make their own fun. And they're still behind Ty and Aja, who appear to be lost en route to Kiwi 360º. I wish they'd hurry up and get there, because I'm getting tired of having to insert that little º sign all the time.

Meanwhile, at the kiwis, Terence and Sarah are finishing up, while Toni and Dallas's flow has slowed to a few pathetic green drips. Terence and Sarah both drink their foot-juice, and I have to give credit: those are not small glasses. They're a pint or larger. But Terence and Sarah are soon off to the Pit Stop, with healthy quantities of ectoplasmic slime and toejam sloshing around in their bellies.

Amazing Race

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