4:16 AM. *wins. Erwin interviews that their thought about giving the FF to Dave and Mary is that they might get "a gain later on." He says the more you help other people, the more they're going to help you back. Ha ha ha! Yeah. Nice idea, and it might work on Mary, but that's because she's Mary, and she lives in a very different world than a lot of the rest of the world does. She has a whole weird set of rules where meanness to your husband is over here, and meanness to other people is over there, and how you feel about those two things is absolutely unrelated.
At the airport, Dustin says to Kandice of the ticket guys, "These guys are not the brightest bulbs, so I think we should go... " Kandice is embarrassed that Dustin is saying this about a yard away from the bulbs in question, so she glances at them nervously and shushes. When Dustin tells one of the bulbs she's going to go talk to other people about tickets, he helpfully tells her where to go, but not in the way I'm thinking he'd probably like to. Seriously, girl, you can keep looking without acting like it's because only stupid people work at the Kuwait airport. It's particularly disappointing that someone who has probably been inaccurately referred to as stupid herself wouldn't have learned not to throw that around. Because you know who a lot of people think aren't the brightest bulbs? Miss America contestants.
When the *lyns get to the airport, they run into Dave and Mary, and Mary directs them up the stairs to the ticket counter. When the *wins get there, Mary tells them not to worry too much, because the flight's not leaving for a while. Mary reports that everyone is already at the airport except for James and Tyler.