Charla and Mirna see Danny and Oswald's taxi go by. Danny and Oswald find Fauxpin, and they choose the piano, although Danny thinks maybe the mannequin would be easier. They get back with their driver, with whom they're striking up a little friendship. "How do you say 'three musketeers' in Polish?" they wonder. Hee. Finally, Charla and Mirna finally do something constructive and go to a hotel where the guy speaks English and is entirely helpful giving directions. According to Mirna's theory, he must not really be Polish. They must have shipped him in from America, where helpful strangers live.

The BQs find the monument, and the clue they pull tells them to hunt for the pit stop -- or so we're told. There's a Roadblock that's fairly obviously removed here, in that you can kind of tell that (1) the first clue box is right by a little rowboat, and (2) the clue box we then cut to is in a different place. So we kind of bend space and time, and then they put down their packs and go to find the mat. They find it, they run to it, and they are greeted by Phil. Hey, you're team number one! They celebrate, and Phil says they've won a trip for two to Puerto Rico. Free golf and spa! Rainforest tour! And the bioluminescent bay! Dustin waggles her fingers and mutters "glow in the dark" to let you know she totally knows what that means! Phil asks them yet again about their claim that they want to be the first "girl team" to win the show, and they say they just need to be consistent and focused. And, of course, they need to remember what "bioluminescent" means.