Aaand then Nicole does the one thing I was most hoping she would not do, and the one thing that Brandon has been fairly careful not to do. "I see that the Lord really wants us in the game," she says. "And we've had this second chance." Sigh. See, I like them, but I don't really believe that the Lord arranges the non-elimination rounds. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about with the...tub and stuff. That's not my particular vision of God, and while I realize she's sincere, I just...I could have lived without that line.
Executive producer: Jerry Bruckheimer.
Next week: Twinkie airport difficulties. Christie finally breaking off that foot in Colin's ass -- well, maybe. Water play.