Rug shop. Rugs are thrown, rugs are searched, rugs are flipped over. And the winner is...Asshat. "Got it!" Teri yells. Moans of agony can be heard all across the land. Talk about the luck of the evil. JVJ takes off. "It's all right," Jill says. "Let's go, let's go, let's go." They leave. Sweaty Asshat celebrates their victory, while outside, Jill and John Vito take off in a cab. Jill says she would have liked to nab the FF, but she's still hopeful that it will all work out. Ian congratulates himself some more inside (you'll note that Teri, not he, found the FF in the end), and Teri reads the clue to the pit stop. Phil explains that the pit stop is at the Riad Catalina, which he calls a "guest house," and which looks to be a damn gorgeous place to stay, if you're ever in Morocco. Oh, and please invite me, because I never get to go anywhere.
Out in the street, Teri and Ian grab a cab. Well, actually, Ian gets a cab first, and apparently Teri's a little too slow leaping to his side, because he looks over at her, points at the ground, and says, "Teri, COME." Yes, you've seen that move before. Yes, it was while watching people call their dogs. And you know what? At my parents' house, we don't do that to their dog unless he's already refused several polite requests. So he's not merely treating his wife like a dog. He's treating her like a bad dog. Why she puts up with this is a complete mystery to me, but she apparently does. This is actually creeper than Wil and Tara, because at least they knew their situation was unfortunate. Apparently, this is the way these people always imagined marriage would be. Lovely.
Flo and Zach are on the bike. He runs it into a tree just a little, at which point she hops off and refuses to get back on until he has things righted. She voices over that she's probably not been very nice to him during the race, so she does appreciate his patience. She sounds remarkably sane. She calls the entire trip a "stressful, dirty date." Ah, yes. The best kind. She gets back on the bike at last, and they're on their way again.